Stitched Up

<< Has this man got a stitch, or just been asked to turn in his 'Here to Help' name badge?

I got suspended from work today, so I'm not really in the mood. It was for a breach of confidentiality, and an accidental one at that, yet I still had to hand my phone and my badge over, like a maverick cop who's crossed the line one too many times. The fact I've never received any training or guidance in the area I was working in should count for something, but it won't necessarily. Anyway, fact-finding may become my day job, so I'd better try and carry on being good at it:

A stitch is caused by pain in the diaphragm - either through cramps, or movement in the ligaments connecting the gut to the diaphragm.

I'm gonna go and sit in my pants and eat a big block of cheese now.